Six things we can't wait to do on the MDRNTY Cruise

While the cruise is obviously the main part of this, er, cruise, we are absolutely fizzing for the stops at various beautiful seaside towns. At Ibiza, Barcelona and Mallorca we’ll be stopping for around five hours of in and out partying. As they say, we’re here for a good time, not a long time. Seriously, it can only carnage right? We're finally going to feel like pirates did in the old days but without all the problematic bad shit. Plus there's the potential to take wagers on who will and who won't make it back on to the boat in time...

No matter how good a festival is, there always seems to be a slight lull over the course of the event. In most cases this usually means a stroll back to your tent to reload on booze and other bits but in the case of MDRNTY, there's so much to do even if you're all partied out. Picture the scene: it's 3am, you've been rocking and swaying on the party deck for about 8 hours and because the bars are all inclusive, not only are you drunk, you have loads of money left in your wallet. That can only mean one thing right? A trip to the casino with the gang to splurge a bit of dosh. Gambling with Guy Gerber, roulette with Rossko, poker with Paul Ritch. The list goes on. A flutter in the high-end, state-of-the-art casino sounds like great fun but when the fun stops, you stop. Or something like that. See you at the slot machines.