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10 things you don't want to hear in the club
Leave it out guys, please
10 "Come back to mine, it's an hour and a half in an Uber"
It's come to the end of the night and you're either ready for bed or you're ready for a crack-on. Nine times out of ten you're ready for a crack-on but unless you've got one pre-prepared, then here comes a tricky decision. Where is the best place for you to go that requires minimal effort but is also within a reasonable distance from your own yard. Your mate's, mate's, friend's brother has a free house, decks and loads of booze. You think, "fuck it, let's do it". You ask whereabouts the sesh is and then comes the hammer blow. "Oh it's an hour and a half in an Uber". Your heart sinks, you thought it was game-time but essentially it's game over. The moral of this story is, don't pitch an afters unless it's not too far for everyone to travel. Be considerate goddamn it, your house isn't enough.
Funster is Mixmag's Deputy Digital Editor and he's been to Berghain loads, find him on Twitter or going for another ciggie
Louis Anderson-Rich is Mixmag's Digital Intern and he's always dodging his exes on the dancefloor, find him on Twitter but not LinkedIn
