10 things you don't want to hear in the club
Leave it out guys, please
7 “Did you see that email Steve sent on Thursday?”
Seriously, work chat? Are you fucking kidding me, fucking WORK CHAT? You, in your River Island blazer, honestly want to talk about the place where you spend 40 to 50 of your hours a week, using every hated minute as fuel for the weekend that we are currently trying to enjoy? Everyone has got a job, mate. Some are interesting, others are boring as fuck but not a single one of them deserves any more oxygen at the weekend than they leech from us of during the week.