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10 things you don't want to hear in the club
Leave it out guys, please
4 "Is that your ex over there?"
Oh god. Look, of course hearing this is going to be dependent on how you broke up and how long ago it happened, but when you’re trying to lose yourself in the dance (and possibly find a new partner in the process), the thought of seeing the person you used to send aubergine emojis to can really kill your buzz. Tension will fill the air and thoughts like ‘when you should I go say hi?’ ‘Should I even say hi?’ ‘Why aren’t they saying hi to me?’ ‘Should I say howdy instead?’ will rattle around your brain. Combine this with para-inducing chemicals, or dickhead-inducing alcohol and your night out with Ricky V is falling apart a lot faster than you intended.
