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10 things you don't want to hear in the club
Leave it out guys, please
5 "As if you've never been to Berghain?!"
We all know someone who can't resist bragging about the fact they've been to Berghain. Sure, the club is pretty exclusive, it's quite hard to get in and it is fucking incredible, but to boast and gloat to others who haven't been is just plain long. "Wicked mate, did you get a t-shirt as well?" is a great reply to this but it still doesn't detract from how much of a buzzkill it is to hear the smarmy sentence in the rave. Why can't we just dance and enjoy ourselves without feeling berated that we haven't been to one club of thousands of clubs around the world. The most annoying instance of this is when you're at a techno party and the offender can't help themselves from rubbing it in. If it's that good, why don't you fuck off back there, pal?
