Andrew Stets feat Soncesvit

While we love providing you with the cream of the electro crop every month, we also feel it necessary to warn you off some of the heinous turds that fly into our inbox. This month's crime against music comes from Andrew Stets, whose 'Kobzar' is woefully bad. We're talking, like, one of the worst tracks we've heard all year – and there have been some stinkers.

The funniest thing about all this track is the accompanying press. Stets' aim is apparently to "please your ears with new extraordinary production". Well, he hasn't achieved that; he's maybe caused our ears to bleed or close up with disgust but they're certainly not pleased. Ploddy, trumpy bass, limp, dead chords and some of the worst build-ups and breaks we've ever heard. Nil points.