What your Bestival fancy dress says about you
A psychological analysis
The Sexy One
The outfit: Revealing, hypersexual and usually reserved for the brave and the beautiful, this includes pretty much every costume with more body paint than fabric. The rubbish option is the kind of tacky Anne Summers style abominations that include sexy nurses, French maids and tight fitting sailor suits.
The wearer: While definitely adding to the overall aesthetic of the festival, their generous exhibitionism can mask a cruel streak (i.e. making the rest of us feel ugly and oddly shaped). Hard to dislike for long, though.
See also: 'The Professional Dancer'
