We're no stranger to being turned on by a synth, but one guy's gone one step further to stimulate our tech desires.
An eBay user called Hypnoritual has taken apart a Realistic Concertmate 500 keyboard (Casio SK-1) and swapped the speaker for an E-stimulation sex toy. Why? We're not entirely sure, but the product description says audio is turned into "electric sensations" and "rhythm patterns act as e-stim programs".
Going for $229 (£151), a variety of sensations can be created through the use of different voices, with 13 envelopes to assist modifying the feel-good effects.
Apparently "it can still function as a 'normal' keyboard if you attach a speaker or headphones to the output," but surely you wouldn't be forking out for it if you wanted plain and simple.
The seller's kindly recommended turning the volume halfway up for maximum pleasure, too. Buy it here (only if you live in the United States) and we wish you the happiest of keyboard playing.
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