Oh Jesus. One Direction are looking for producers to remix their new single 'Steal My Girl' and offering £1500 to the winner.
The competition has come about after the group's Liam Payne and Afterhrs turned in a stinky remix of the track and Cheryl Cole's (sorry, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini) 'I Don't Care'.
They're apparently looking for an "upfront Friday night club track to get everyone on the dance floor moving". Seeing as most of their fans are barely out of primary school, we're not sure how many dedicated One Directioners will be messing around with it on Ableton.
If you're desperate enough for the cash, head here to grab the stems and submit your remix. It can't be much worse than the below. Soz, Payno.