Real-life Barbie is heading to a nightclub near you

The dodgy, unexpected DJ/producer careers continue as the 'Human Barbie' is heading on a worldwide tour and releasing an EP.

After the extortionate money-raking of Paris Hilton (who partied at Circoloco recently) and Game Of Thrones' Hodor's banging trance remix of Armin van Buuren, Ukranian model Valeria Lukyanova, the human version of most little girls' favourite figure, will be illuminating nightclubs around the world with her platinum locks as of next month.

Promising "futuristic deep house and space disco" at her shows across Europe, Japan, Australia, China and South and North America, the sets are all about good vibes and zen rather than straight-up dancefloor action, according to a bizarre press release given to Too Fab.

It reads: "She delivers pure deep meditation during her set with amazing sounds and mudras show. The DJ sessions will ressemble a fascinating musical journey into the deep space. Valeria will be using special words from ancient languages, which will result in a meditation right on the dance floor."

Does this mean we won't be getting a super deep remix of Aqua's 'Barbie Girl', a grime rework courtesy of Plastician or a Plastikwoman dub of Plastikman's 1993 rough'n'tumble classic 'Spastik', then?

Audio from a forthcoming EP is expected soon, but we're not sure if it'll arrive on wax due to her affinity for materials of the plastic variety.

There's been no mention of a back-to-back with Ken, either, but maybe Kenny Larkin or Kenny Dixon Jr. (aka Moodymann) will be happy to fill his shoes.

Plus, WTF is Goldie going to think of this after going in on fake DJs?

[Via: YourEDM]