Top 12: Badly behaving DJs
Late and loaded in a Scandinavian city, Iranian prog-houser Omid found the club, got on the decks, rocked it, then headed to the promoter for his cash... only to find that while he had indeed rocked it, unfortunately it was in entirely the wrong club.
12 Omid 16B
Late and loaded in a Scandinavian city, Iranian prog-houser Omid found the club, got on the decks, rocked it, then headed to the promoter for his cash... only to find that while he had indeed rocked it, unfortunately it was in entirely the wrong club.
11 Rob Tissera
When cops gatecrashed his party, Kissdafunk's favourite son grabbed a mic and screamed, "If you want this fucking party to continue, keep the bastards out!" And they did… apart from one undercover bastard already in, who filmed it all. Rob got three months pleasuring Her Maj.
10 Dave Beer
The Leeds promoter may celebrate the idea of getting Back To Basics, but his own life tends towards the surreal. One DJ's missus left her hubby home alone with Mr Beer. On returning, she found Dave surfing down the roof of their house on an ironing board, wearing her lingerie. Gnarly!
9 Moby
Knocking back pills and crème de menthe? Yeah, big deal. Except Moby was 10 at the time. The booze was pilfered from his parents, the pills were for someone in a psychiatric hospital. Not surprisingly Moby had given up booze and drugs by 13 and eventually became a vegan.
8 Lisa Lashes
The world's biggest female DJ, Lashes always puts on a show. One night in Ibiza's Amnesia, she stage-dived from the 30ft high DJ booth, caught her foot in some loose rope and was left stranded, swinging high above the dancefloor like a twatted trapeze artist.
