Top 10 Human Traffic scenes
Time to revisit one of the best weekends clubland has ever seen
The youth of today
Having been made to up sticks and move from London to Cardiff, it's no surprise Dyer's Moff views his parents with such disdain. The fact he's a small-time dealer (his dad's a high-ranking policeman) is proof enough that he really couldn't give a shit what they think. This is where he really flips, made to sit at the dinner table with his mum, dad and grandma while wrestling a severe comedown. "Another kid dead from taking ecstasy this week," quips his dad, sending poor old Moff's mind into meltdown. Cue switching off his nan with a remote control and ripping into his "perfect family".
Nice one bruvva!
This scene's such a classic that you can go to a house party and still hear a group of lads showing their appreciation with the words "nice one bruvva". Even people who are completely unaware of its origin have probably used the certified geezer phrase at some point. The best thing about it? Moff's sat on a toilet, tinnie in hand, for the entire time. And Jip's over and out "fuck off", of course.
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