The wonderfully weird shit you need to do at Glastonbury
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8 The loo with a view and walking poo
As we reported, WaterAid's 'loo with a view' will make it possible to watch the Pyramid Stage while you wee. The toilet uses a two-way mirror to allow users to see out, without anyone outside seeing in. So, if you get caught short midway through Kanye, fear not.
The whole thing is to raise awareness of WaterAid's Make It Happen campaign, and as well giving you the ability to watch bands while you wee, the charity will also be bringing the WaterAid poo – a hygiene campaigner with an unmissable outfit.
The giant walking poop will be out collecting signatures for the petition to make taps and toilets a focus of the United Nations Sustainable Development Goals, which are due to be decided in September.
9 Fatboy Slim's "mischief"
Norman Cook has become something of a Glastonbury institution over the past few years. Fatboy has played secret sets in areas like Block 9 and The Bimble Inn, under a variety of pseudonyms, as well as his headline slot on the Sonic! stage a year ago. Last week Norman Cook tweeted confirmation of his appearance on The Blues stage on Saturday.
.@GlastoFest, see you at "The Blues" in Silver Hayes at 1.30am on the Saturday night! Stay tuned for other mischief! pic.twitter.com/Y9WYCHQW7U
— Fatboy Slim (@FatboySlim) June 15, 2015
Quite what the "other mischief" is we cannot reveal, but one thing is for sure, keep your eyes out and you could see Fatboy Slim spinning his inimitable brand of big beat to just a couple of hundred people.