Mediterranean madness: Wild times on the MDRNTY Cruise's maiden voyage

While intimate isn't necessarily a bad thing with these colossal DJs, their performances lost the spark they'd have in a bigger, more frequented venue and as such, the headliners didn't feel like headliners, they felt like DJs who hadn't been given the right platform to play. Dixon and Ben Klock started in second gear but both reached the levels we've come to expect from them and kept punters captivated and engaged throughout. Unfortunately by this point the room, and it's chintzy decor, had become a little boring.

As two days turned into five, the open bar took its toll. 90 per cent of alcoholic drinks were included in the ticket price and served in eyebrow-raising measures. Free-pouring of every spirit imaginable, shots of coffee Patron and intimidating glasses of prosecco made the whole affair a boozy one. Ultimately, the debut of MDRNTY Cruise was a success because of these touches. People who had paid upwards of 900EU (with the most expensive package clocking in at 1700EU) were buzzing. The crowd was happy, engaged and well lubricated with food and drink.

The music didn't stop, the booze didn't stop, the food didn't stop. The sun was shining and excursions to some of Europe's most exciting cities were a welcome break from ship life. Was it a little repetitive? Of course, like any festival gets after that time, you get used to your surroundings and things get a little claustrophobic. It's not for the faint-hearted as it's literally non-stop partying in the confines of a boat, but if that's your bag then you were in for a treat.

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