10 pieces of weird DJ merchandise you can currently buy

First of all, a missed opportunity for a pun will always grind our gears (Glosstradamus is staring you right in the face, isn't it?), but secondly, since when did these two Chicago-born DJs become experts in the make-up world? With no other similar products available this was one item that stood out like a sore thumb. They do claim it offers "the latest in glitter technology", which is either amazing or complete nonsense, but there is no clear indication as to why anyone should turn to them to jazz up their nails. Whether this is to be the first in a future line of make-up products from the group remains to be seen.

Diplo and his droogs, from over at the Mad Decent label, are here to save your phone. Thanks to them you can now make sure that it never dies on you again, such as when you're stuck in the rain at a festival trying to meet your friends by the falafel stand. ("No, no, no. Not 'Just Falafels', the one just after that.") And luckily for you they are willing to do it all for a higher price than anywhere else on the market. They do know that EE hand these things out for free, right?