10 pieces of weird DJ merchandise you can currently buy
From toothbrushes to nail polishes, there is some strange stuff out there
2 Kompakt wooden cubes
Yes, you read that right. Kompakt, the German record label, have released a wooden box, in two varieties as well. One thing that has become quite apparent over the course of this list is that mostly everything here at least has a use, even if you wouldn't necessarily use it yourself. The reason that this features so highly is that we can't comprehend what this is for. We've racked our brains for one, at times a little bit too literally, but still to no avail. It is for this reason that makes the wooden cube, handmade and varnish finished, almost the weirdest, but not quite, merchandise available for sale.
1 Dillon Francis will make your Ikea bed
Whilst there's been some pretty weird stuff on this list, there was only ever one obvious winner. At first we thought this one was definitely just a big joke until he actually went and did it in an interview for LA Weekly. Although, buried in amongst a whole host of other surreal things you can purchase on his website, it still might be and priced at over £3000 we don't want to be the ones to find out. If you do fancy taking a gamble you could also treat yourself to Dillon Francis drunk cooking for you, painting a picture of your family, or ruining your step-dad's Christmas. And of course if you do, please get in touch and tell us if you get your money's worth.
