10 acts you need to see at Glastonbury 2017

Thursday, Pilton Palais, 2.15am

OK, just hear us out on this one. We know this isn’t strictly an act and that we’re off to a dubious start if this is the way we’re going with this list, but trust us. Swap the dubious for damn right genius and we’re getting there. It’s Thursday night, the music only really rolls till about 3am and the main event kicks off at 10.45am on the Pyramid Stage with the Haçienda Classical. You want to do something fun with your first night in the fields, but you need to reserve energy, cash and supplies. Solution? Fucking Robocop, mate. The seminal 1980s action juggernaut is absurd, action-packed and adrenaline fuelled. We defy you to think of something more chilled that’s going to pump you up as much as Robocop in its full-screen glory. Couple of cans with your mates and a late-night showing of one of the most incredible films ever created by man. You’re tempted, aren’t you? Thought so. Funster